Back with a rap

I'm back at The Brick Hope,
At least for a while.
I'm here to sell customs
And maybe make people smile.
If anyone is glad I'm back that's cool,
And if you ain't, go to hell, fool!
I'm here to cause some arguments
Or as I like to say "debates",
About things like PEGI vs BBFC
And of course, all your other hates.
I'm here to rain awesomeness,
On all you peeps,
And I'll make it rain on those
Ignorant freaks.

Crappy I know, but cut me some slack.

Welcome back! Its nice to see you back, I jumped a little when I saw your name.

Octan

You finally back bro, where have you been?
When I saw the title, I had to grin...
You suck at rhyming thought, to be fair
And I'm preparing for a comeback like "get outta ma hair"
Unfortunately, no such luck on your side
Let's hope after this rap you won't leave to hide
Of course it's a probability
not so much a possibility
mainly due to my capability
you know, my Rap ability
The fact that I know how to rhyme,
making everybody whine
about indecency
but you know, in this city
Everybody knows I'm the man to revere
'cus when there's rapping you can clearly hear
my rhymes, my "yo",
my "screw the po-po!"
Always present, although never seen
always high, though not as much as Charlie Sheen
This rap is the proof, now everybody givin' me "High-fives".
Yeah I'm glad that your back, but against me errybody dives!

I'M OUT!

Hey dude what the heck you even talkin about?
Dat sh*t ain't nothing compared to my amount.
And don't waste yo time sayin " Hyuk! Dat don rhyme!"
When you are postin sh*t like dat all the time.
You gotta admit, ma statements are fresh.
Compared to you, I'm the f**kin best!
Now exscuse my language, complain to Eminem,
He speaks da same sh*t , he's f**kin pwnin them.
I rhyme all the time I don't even need effort,
I'm f**kin wit police I got a criminal record!
I don't need flash cars or all the babes,
Cause I got myself , I'm the f**ckin ace of spades.


Peace.✌

Seriously?

Perth, I have been in more rap battles than you've been in toy stores..

PerthPoke wrote:Hey dude what the heck you even talkin about?
Dat sh*t ain't nothing compared to my amount.
And don't waste yo time sayin " Hyuk! Dat don rhyme!"
When you are postin sh*t like dat all the time.
You gotta admit, ma statements are fresh.
Compared to you, I'm the f**kin best!
Now exscuse my language, complain to Eminem,
He speaks da same sh*t , he's f**kin pwnin them.
I rhyme all the time I don't even need effort,
I'm f**kin wit police I got a criminal record!
I don't need flash cars or all the babes,
Cause I got myself , I'm the f**ckin ace of spades.


Peace.✌

All the cursing doesn't help you at all when you return to TBH. In fact, I have a few staff notes I should say about your first rap.
1

PerthPoke wrote:I'm back at The Brick Hope,
At least for a while.

Nice, welcome back!
2

PerthPoke wrote:
I'm here to sell customs
And maybe make people smile.

So... are you implying you come to sell things and maybe bring something constrictive to the site?
3

PerthPoke wrote:
If anyone is glad I'm back that's cool,
And if you ain't, go to hell, fool!

Please don't insult or use language like that, especially if it borders on religion- even if it is a joke.
4

PerthPoke wrote:
I'm here to cause some arguments
Or as I like to say "debates",
About things like PEGI vs BBFC
And of course, all your other hates.

Not on Empy's watch you ain't. I work hard to keep the site clean from "debates" of that nature. Friendly disputes are fine, but according to your poem, it appears that is not the case.
5

PerthPoke wrote:
I'm here to rain awesomeness,
On all you peeps,
And I'll make it rain on those
Ignorant freaks.

Once again, is your only reason for being here border on personal gain? Also, please refer to number 3.

Now please end this, both of you. If you feel my statement to be unfair, you can do what you want. My job is to maintain this site, not be everyone's friend.

Wow peace out dude! ✌ just a bit of fun.

Henri, I never go to toy stores.

I guess won't be staying to long,
If no-one appreciates my raps and songs.
Sorry if my arrival was so easy to pick on.
I just like to rap I don't care bout what I say
It's a thing I do, day to day to day.
Well I guess it's good night, asta la vista.
Might return sometime when I finish this pizza.

PerthPoke wrote:Wow peace out dude! ✌ just a bit of fun.

Henri I never go to toy stores.

We just need to keep the site clean and fun for all.

Octan

Yes, my job as moderator is to protect and preserve the well-being of the site. It's a goal to be friendly to everyone, but my duties as moderator outweigh my duties as a friend.

[quote="The Empire"]

PerthPoke wrote:Hey dude what the heck you even talkin about?
Dat sh*t ain't nothing compared to my amount.
And don't waste yo time sayin " Hyuk! Dat don rhyme!"
When you are postin sh*t like dat all the time.
You gotta admit, ma statements are fresh.
Compared to you, I'm the f**kin best!
Now exscuse my language, complain to Eminem,
He speaks da same sh*t , he's f**kin pwnin them.
I rhyme all the time I don't even need effort,
I'm f**kin wit police I got a criminal record!
I don't need flash cars or all the babes,
Cause I got myself , I'm the f**ckin ace of spades.


Peace.✌

All the cursing doesn't help you at all when you return to TBH. In fact, I have a few staff notes I should say about your first rap. Oh no! Go on!
1

PerthPoke wrote:I'm back at The Brick Hope,
At least for a while.

Nice, welcome back! Why thank you!
2

PerthPoke wrote:
I'm here to sell customs
And maybe make people smile.

So... are you implying you come to sell things and maybe bring something constrictive to the site?
[b]God, you sound like my headteacher... I mean I'll maybe crack some jokes.



What the heck half my post dissapered? I can't be bothered to right it all again. Just imagine something funny. That was post.

As far as I know, no staff touched your post, I will have to check, but the only edit record is from you. Sorry to be stand-offy, but we like to keep the site clean and fun.

Octan

[quote="PerthPoke"]

PerthPoke wrote:
Oh no! Go on!

Wow, I am not enlightened by your optimism... I'm trying to do my job... maybe you can show a little respect for that.

PerthPoke wrote:God, you sound like my headteacher... I mean I'll maybe crack some jokes.

On this site I am the disciplinarian, so once again, my duties dictate my actions.

Now please, let this end so I can get back to doing other things concerning the site. Anything else and this topic will be removed form the public eye and reviewed by staff.

Octan wrote:As far as I know, no staff touched your post, I will have to check, but the only edit record is from you. Sorry to be stand-offy, but we like to keep the site clean and fun.

Octan

Your post was not touched. And I agree.

Please lets drop this and try not to be too confrontational.

That's the magic of being me... I post once and everyone thinks a flame war started :D

Honestly Henri, your post was acceptable. The first "rap" of Perthpoke's stated things that, at first, had the staff on edge a little. The second one, with endless "f*ck"s and "sh*t"s crossed the staff's line.

Perth, just remember not to do that again.

This topic is locked for now. If anyone wished to post or objects to this action, staff contact is recommended.