The Never Ending Story!

A person starts the story, and others continue it. Use your imagination, add members into it, it can never end! I shall start:

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One day JCC, Redwater, Lennonfan, and Paul Mccartney walked down the street, and suddenly an explosion sounded from behind!, it.....................

was aliens. There here!, JCC screamed. We must call Octan. With those words spoken Octan walked up behind the group and said......

... "OH MY GOSH! THAT'S SO SCARY!!!" Then Octan fainted. Then suddenly, Lennonfan climbed on one of the creatures back and...

Pulled it to the ground. Paul helped Octan back to his feet and then octan ran at lennon and stabbed the alien with a bowie knife, lennon then said.....

"meh. I've seen better" When suddenly, the 5 of them saw an explosion. "What was that?" Redwater asked. JCC knew what it was, because he is the EPIC ADMIN. And he told them. "It's...

zombies! Redwater grabbed a shotgun, and octan came out of nowhere with pancakes and began to.....

wait for other members to continue the story. So JCC, Lennonfan and Paul went to get other weapons. When suddenly blhc11 ran in with a bunch of grenades. He took out a...

Camera and started filming. Octan started to high-jack a minivan behind the group. We need to go to....

Once in the Van, Henri was minding his own bussiness, drooling over the audiovisual gold he had in his SD card, Jack was composing the "pseudo-score" for what was happening, in his mind, Redwater was considering the possibility that the Zombies were related to the aliens, Paul was thinking about Penny Lane and Octan was laying with a strange spherical object.

CRACK

Something fell from the ball and Octan turned to Henri "Hey, Henri, can you help me find that pin thingie? It just fell...".
Henri started cursing.
Jack started holding Henri to avoid him from breaking something.
Redwater started thinking if the Zombies or the aliens had gotten to Octan and made him stupider.
Paul didn't have Penny Lane in his ears anymore, he had an aglomerate of cursewords, many in portuguese.
Octan was holding his had saying: W00T WEZ GUNNA DI! ZOMAGAWD!

JCC suddenly jumped, grabbed the granade and threw it under the van, the grenade exploded, the van started flying and...

(THUMBS UP FOR THE BIGGEST AND MOST AMAZING ENTRY YET, WOOT WOOT!)

Landed on perthpoke's house. Perthy got out carrying a spas12 and an acr. "Let's beat up some zombies!!" he said. "How did you know There was zombies?" Octan said. "I just did", Said Perthy. Redwater came runing into Perthys back yard and said " the zombies taste like oranges." "how did you now that?" said Henri ."One of them bit me so I bit it back." Replyed redwater . "getting bit by a zombie makes you a zombie said lemon...

Then Lemon woke up...

And went back to bed. Octan jumped on top of what was left of the van and began to speak, Redwater must be dead to us! We must do what we can to survive! We must bring back the world! Every one! Inside! Redwater move any and I'll blow your brains up! Screamed octan. With that the group walked inside. We must barracade are selfs, we must... Octan was cut off when redwater slammed threw the door. Blhc knocked him with his rifle butt."lock him in the closet!" JCC screamed. With that JCC dragged him into the closet... Octan screamed "Get to the second floor, everybody take a window, JCC and I will take the stairs, with that...

...LC98 landed in a cool hardsuit from the moon and exclaimed... "What did I miss?" and started a slash and burn technique on the zombies when Henri and Lennon clone enough hardsuits for all of us and we go to the moon where we start a resistance force and then...

Octan shoots them from the sky. "GET YO HEEDS IN LIFE" He screams. "Lc98, your going out there as bait, no one leaves the house! If you do your dead on my own hands, look theres a band of them" octan screamed and with that...

...JCC drove his Jungle Cutter from KOTCS and started to plow through the zombies with LC chopping them beyond the point of reassembly. Just as he had gotten one swipe done, LC...

TURNED INTO A CHICKEN!
They decided to flee with LC-chicken and ask questions later.

When suddenly, a giant creature came out of a hole in the ground. It was a giant earthworm. "Aliens, huge worms and zombies. What else did I expect?" blhc11 asked. Suddenly, the LC chicken laid an egg. They all stood there. Jack threw the egg at the zombies, and they...

The egg splats pure awesomeness onto the worm and it becomes friendly. Then we ride it around smashing zombies Into to the ground left and right. Then we find a Warehouse full of Red Bull when...

...LC chicken decides to drink red bull, and turns into a red bull. Jack, Henri, Paul and JCC ride LC Bull, and the others ride the worm. They all go to Arizona to pick up Empire, who was at a Mod convention. Suddenly, Empire becomes a zombie. "TWO ZOMBIE MODS?!?!?" JCC screams. When out of the blue...

henri grabbed a bass and started to get his groove on. The power of the bass turned empire into a nice sparkling vampire and LC bull...

turned into the LC Hammer, which Jack used to beat Henri, cause empire's more epic as a zombie. Then out of nwhere, more zombiees came, and they...

And then LC Hammer got mad at Jack and said "you can't touch this" causing the zombies to burst into a dance routine, lead by a long-haired empire in a red suit.

*LC98 has won the achievement: Shape Shifter!*

Micheal Jackson comes back from the dead and distracts the zombies while we assemble weapons and a makeshift assult vehicle, which was actually a minivan with a 50 cal. And surplus kevlar on the inside. Once MJ was done he was run over by an unsuspecting Lennon and...

empire and the dancing zombies were arrested for plagerism

suddenly lennon drives off a cliff and everyone activates their parachute pants, once they land they find a...

Everything needed for a party, minus the people. We all call up everyone we know and have the biggest part EVAR!!!

Then Empire walks in, see the impostor long-haired Empire..and got his Excalibur, and cut the zombie down to size. Empire then was hit by JCC, who thought it was the fake Empire. Coming back up, he slapped JCC. They got into a slap fight until Henri broke it up, saying...

"OFF TOPIC!!!!!!" Then octan crashes it and says " we must arm the ware-house, bunker style! All you Idiots are here partying and I am getting my Megablock attacked by zombies! We are arming the our selfs now!" And then...

break it up, me and jack are going to call the rest of the band so we can teach y'all how to do the Chicken Mcswing

"NO time to do this crap!" yelled Empire, with a rage of fury. "Henri, the Chicken isn't important! Neither is partying! We must prepare ourselves! Now Octan, act like Paul Revere, get on a Fubland guy, and say..."

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING! he kept repeating that while trampling them with the fabuland guy. Meanwhile Redwater doumbfoundedly stared at a closet door wondering why he was there......then suddenly a.....

(Censored) came out! Mando ran with the rest of the group, but it was too late. He was shot in the leg in the zombie...

"THE CHICKEN MCSWING IS ONE OF MINE AND JACK'S BAND'S HITS, THE POWER OF ROCK REVERTS THE ZOMBIE INFECTION, THE POWER OF POP MAKES THEM DANCE, DO YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MUSIC????" asked Henri "Let's rock this joint" Jack said immediatly, the band started playing and some zombies started turning human again.
"ZOMAGAWD, IT'S WORKING!" said Octan, JCC told them to play louder, hoping that it would cover a bigger range and desinfect more people.
It wasn't having a big effect and suddenly...

Fell down. Octan screamed to empire "ITS Fabuland!!!!!!!" And then...

Chicken LC shoots an awesomeness egg at a zombie and it turned into Paul Mchartney and he shoots two zombies in the face then jumps through a window and goes to Vegas. then chicken LC orders guns from his Kindle and awesomeness-eggs himself and accidentally a little of the van turning it into an actual ssult vehicle when...

Henri says "WHY THE HECK DOES HE LAY EGGS? IS HE LIKE SAMUS? IS LC TRULY A GIRL? DO YOU KNOW HOW CHICKEN LAY EGGS???"
EVERYONE DOES A FACE ALONG THE LINES OF (:O) and LC says "They come out of my butt"

Everyone says "TOO MUCH INFO, BLEH!"
And Henri turns to Jack and the rest of the band in the stage "Let's do Garbage Truck by Sex Bob-Omb, that's sure to take these suckers down, and if any girls pass by, we will finally get groupies" Jack and the band "YEAH!" Henri "LET'S DO THIS!" they start "Oh oh oh" "I'll take you for a ride, in my garbage truck, OH NO, I'll take you to the dump, 'cause your my queeeeen"
The Zombies start turning back in massive numbers and the girls among the zombies start screaming and yelling.

Henri says" We got 'em, boys, now kick it into high gear!" and suddenly they hear a crash noise and they see...

Megan Fox with Mando!!!

Empire sees Mando with Megan..but ignores it. He whips out the Excalibur and yells, "THIS-IS-..." (Clue: 300)

FABULAND!!!!!!!!!" And slashes a zombie in half. Then octan screams " I TOLD YOU SO!! WE SHOULD HAVE ARMED THE BUNKER" And then...

Mando appears with a minigun! He begins to.......

cry saying: WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME?

Jack "Poopy... I wanted to get dumped by Megan Fox..." "Have you seen her weird thumb, dude?You're better off never having hung out with that" Henri said "God, just stick with playing and you'll get hotter girls to dump you"

Suddenly an Indian guy arrives and says: "Mr.Henri!"
"My name is MATTHEW PATEL! And I am that hot chick back there's FIRST evil ex-boyfriend!"

Henri: we're fighting over that hot chick?
Matthew Patel: didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
Jack: when did you send it?
Matthew: on my way here...
Jack o_o: that's your problem, HE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN HIS IPHONE AND REFUSES TO GO ONLINE ON HIS CELLPHONE!
Henri: shut up Jack

Matthew: YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR IGNORANCE!

They fight and Henri runs under a floating cube with interrogation signs all around it, he punches it and out comes...

Flying through the roof! Faster than a speeding locomotive. Able to jump over building by a single bound. "It's a bird- It's a plane- No..it's- SUPA HENRI!" Empire, feeling upset that what he was going to say was wronged twice (Instead of "THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!" I intended it to be "THE MEGABLOKS ARE COMING!" and instead of "THIS IS- FABULAND!" IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE "THIS IS- SPARTA!") He marched up to Henri and said-

help me?

"HENRI, THEY HAVEN'T ALLOWED ME TO SAY WHAT I WANT TO! CAN YOU KILL OCTAN'S PUPPY AFTER YOU'RE DONE WITH PATEL?"

"Sure thing, boy" And Henri beat up Matthew as he wondered why eating a mushroom had made him fly, let's just say he was getting really high(thank you for clapping at my hceesy joke).

"GET READY, PATEL, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!HADOUKEN!"

"GET READY, OCTAN'S DOG, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!HADOUKEN!"

"Now back to the scheduled de-zombification through song:
I'm hearing voices, animal noises
The creme de la creme, the feminine abyss
And I'm reaching my threshold
Staring at the truth 'till I'm blind

My body's stupid, stereo putrid
Spilling out music into raw sewage
I'm reaching my threshold
Staring at the truth 'till I'm blind

My threshold
My threshold
Reaching my threshold"

Empire: Thank you

Octan: MR MUSTACHIOS WAS TOO YOUNG TO GO, WHY DID YOU PUNCH HIM?

Some latino dude: Mister Henri, I be here to fill in for Lucas Lee, Chico, and I beat you up now, you understand beat up, yes?

Henri didn't know what to do, suddenly Redwater came in and said...

No, he yelled. "TTD!" (Time to die, in my strange language) And destroyed every zombie! Then He glanced at Octan, teasing him with "EMO OCTAN! EMO OCTAN!" until Octan furiously replied to him...

Danced loon-like around the place. Then Empire came in with Spartan King Leonidus I, and fought off many Persians, until...

Octan screams "I HAVE A CAT!!! NOT A DOG!!!" And then pulled his ban hammer out and hit Henri in the face with it screaming "NO MINI-MODING" And then...

Leonidus was slain, along with his men... and then the Magablok army invades Bricktania, but then JCC comes to...

sing "gloria en elcelxis deo". And then Octan runs froms the ware-house to his private bunker once there...

to deliver a pizza to Mando...