The Never Ending Story!

Then the President of (me) hops on a helicopter and says "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAAAHHH!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!" and wipes out the Megabloks. The zombies are still... in the rest of the world. Octan, the Empire and Henri go to the moon where they find a zombie antidote while Jack and JCC go to Bricktainia to arm up when...

then they found out they were dreaming and they are still all in the Minivan driving down the road. Octan screamed "Get up, were at the safe house!!" The group...

ate Mando's pizza. Then Mando had to order another when...

Henri turned to Jack and said "DUDE, WE'RE OPENING FOR THE CLASH AT DEMONHEAD!" They left in a rush and when they got there, the bassist, Todd Ingram, was waiting for Henri.

Todd: Get ready to rumble.
Henri: I'm gonna kick you in your rear!
Todd: tell it to the cleaning lady on monday.
(they are still walking in a circle)
Henri 0_o: what?
Todd: because you'll be dust by monday
Henri: ;=(
Todd: because you'll be pulverized in two seconds, and the cleaning lady, she cleans up dust, she dusts, and It's friday and I'm assuming she has the weekend off.
Henri: that's your "prepare to battle" phrase? really?
Todd: you see, we have unfinished bussiness I and he
Henri: He and me...
Todd: DON'T YOU TALK GRAMMAR WITH ME!


Jack: the fight is BEGUN!

Todd Ingram VERSUS Henri V.Correia!


they were about to fight when Mando's pizza arrived.

Suddenly Todd...

Said: whos that over there? Oh that's Perthy. He is being strangely quite. Said Henri .

That's because you lot destroyed my HOUSE!!!!!!!!! Said Perthy. What's that huge thing in your hand? Asked Todd . This?, it's a gravity hammer.

Perthy beats up all the fabuland with his gravity hammer. And says I think I need an RPG , this is tough plastic.

Sudennly octan jumps on perthy for destroying the fabuland. Perthy pulls out his spas 12 and shoots octan. Octan was wearing a reinforced kelvar vest so it does no damage.

Then empy shouts :

"I still don't get what Todd said, cleaning lady on monday? what if she's sick?"

Todd: Augh, Let's just fight already, someone give me a bass.

Jack: this guy can't possibly be that powerful

Todd: Oh, but I am, I am Vegan

Empire: what?

Jcc: It basically means he is better than everyone

Redwater(words still don't match his mouth): Me underztand this, no-no do!

Octan: WHY DID HE KILL MR. MUSTACHIOS

Perthy: DIE, FABULAND DIE!

Octan: what?

Paul: it's German for "The Fabuland, The"

Todd: let's just get this over with, I'm getting a huge headache.

Henri: then eat some gelato.

Todd: thanks.

He eats the Gelato and suddenly...

FREEZE, VEGAN POLICE! WE ARE HERE TO TAKE YOUR POWERS AWAY, NO VEGAN DIET, NO VEGAN POWERS!

Todd: Gelato isn't vegan?

Vegan Police 1: Milk and Eggs, b!t(#

Todd: don't I get three strikes?

Vegan Police 2: on monday you drank half and half.

Todd: milk isn't vegan?

Vegan Police 1: It comes out of a cow, idiot.

Vegan Police 2: 2 weeks ago you part took in the consuming of a chicken BLT

Todd:... um... Chicken isn't Vegan?

Vegan Police 1: I count 3 strikes, let's go DE-VEGANIZE RAY, ACTIVATE!

Todd falls.

Vegan Police 1 and 2: YEAAAAAH(duuun, dun dun, duuun, dada dadun)

Henri: I guess I can kick him in the face now

But suddenly...h

Perth-poke screams "NO NEED FOR THIS". Octan pulls out his gun and screams "I"M DONES WITH THIS!" and shots perthy dead. "Drag him into the closet" Octan screams! "I'm taking this place over! EVERYONE DROP YOUR WEAPONS, HAND BEHIND YOUR HEADS!! THIS IS IT!!!!" The group does as octan says. Then Octan picks up....

LC Chicken and throws it at Todd's face, he bursts into coins.

suddenly a girl appears and Octan can't see her, she's kind of a ninja, he wants her to stop and starts pun ching the air "He looks like a darned fool" said Paul, when suddenly he punched the air and the girl appeared.

Roxie: YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE CHEST!

Octan: 0_0

everyone looks, in an awkward way.

Roxie: PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!

Octan shoots roxie and hand cuffs the rest of the group. He then shoves them into the back of his van. "WE ARE GOING TO THE SAFE HOUSE!!!!!" He screams....

I need perthys spas 12. Hhmm... Nice gun this. I'll just make sure Perthy is dead. Octan aims and shoots the powerfull shotgun at Perthy but it back fires. Octan flies back onto the ground. Has the reinforced kelvar vest taken one 2 many shots? Wow. He did my job said Roxie

Roxie is dead "NOW STOP TALKING BEFORE I SHOT YOU ALL" octan screams. We're here....

when LC Chicken lays an egg with a laser-cutter inside and frees everyone. then we tie up Octan until he ends his homocidal rage, and we fight zombies until...

Octan breaks out and shoots lc98 with a thumper. "TAKE THAT, YOU" He screams....

Perthy said I'm gonna check on Octan. He's goes to the van but Octan isn't there

Octan jumps from on top of the van, hand cuffs perthy, shoves him into the back of the van and drives away....

Puck! Puck puck. LC Chicken !! Said Perthy. Thank goodness your here! LC lays an egg with ...

bombs in it. Empire turns into the ultimate god in him: Kaun. Then Empire-turned-Kaun picks up his Excalibur and yells, "FOR-"...

SPARTA!
Suddenly, Two asian dudes with this mobile keyboard table thigie, apear.

Ken: We are the Kataynagi twins the musicians and whatnot
Kyle: whoever makes fun of us being asian, WILL get shot.

Ken: we are here to teach Henri some manners
Kyle: He makes such awful TBH banners

Henri: HEY! I HAVEN'T MADE ONE IN AGES!

JCC: I second that, sigh

Henri: SHUT UP! Jack, let's TAKE THESE LOSERS DOWN!

Octan: what about me?

Henri: SOMEONE GIVE OCTAN SOME XANAX!

Octan: I don't waaaa....ronck sheeeeee(snorring)

Redwater(words still, don't match his mouth): Arigato! Paul Mcartney-san, done ze good, you have OOOOOOOHHHHH!

Empire: finally, that guy's asleep

Ken and Kyle Katayanagi turn to LC-Chicken and say...

What the heck are you?

Puck!!!

Ken: he's a shapeshifter!

Kyle: Gideon must be informed!

but suddenly, Empy kicks an empty cola bottle and

becomes the new ultimate ADMIN! He rules the land until he is flung by...

Kyle and Ken Katayanagi who flip him off until he falls and then say: WE ARE GOING TO TAKE YOUR FRIEND DOWN, AFTERWORDS, YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT!

Suddenly someone said: NOT SO FAST.

That someone was none other than...

The amazing Perthy . Perthy Kung fu-ed them till they threw up from kicks in the chest. Perthy pulled out an XD9 and shot them both in the head. Perthy was now admin.

But Empire returned, eyes glowing hatred red, scorn burned upon his face, and duels Perthpoke. Awesome music plays during the battle, and as Empire is about to win the fight...

(This is the music that is awesome that plays during their fight:
Charmand's Empire (It's instrumental, no lyrics))

Perthy pulls a cheat move to the groin. Empire screams in pain and

Laughs as he tells him "Do you think I'm stupid enough NOT to have a groin protector. He then summons the Black Heart Soldiers to kill everyone in the room (Octan, LC98, JCC, Redwater, Lennon, Henri, perthpoke, and Mando) and he then turns to JCC and says, "You are-"...

But was cut off as Redwater screams and tries to run away, but slams into octan, and falls to the ground. Empire then....

sees LC Chicken make an egg and it is pistol. Then he makes an awesomeness egg on himself and turns into Regular LC98. He picks up his pistol, shoots Kyle and ken in the face, kicks their dead bodies then finds a magic remote that can turn him back into an awesomeness-egg laying chicken whenever he wants. Then Perthy...

Uses his minimmortal(minifig immortal) powers, uses the force, and thows them to the wall, where they...

...pull out miniguns and annihilate Perthy in epic fashion. After that they bury perthy in the backyard where they plant flowers in honor of their rebellious friend and go inside and play COD.

But when they enter the doorway, the demented Empire is waiting for them, as he says...

"I'm a demented Empire!, who are you?!?" and pulls out an uzi.........

and says "HELLOOO! I AM LINDSEY LOHAN!!" and plays COD with them and loses horribly then goes to weep in the corner. After that...

he looks up, tears in his eyes, and asks: "which COD was that?" They answer......

General Redwater wrote:he looks up, tears in his eyes, and asks: "which COD was that?" They answer......

"BLACK OPS!" and then LC and Lennon decided to...

Play a quick match of zombies, LC then.....

Help octan up and then...

Ken and Kyle Katayanagi revert time with their keyboards and Henri kicks his butt.

And then they all find out there dreaming again... And are still at Perthys house....

And they found a treasure chest with a coins inside buried in his backyard.

but they were chocolate filled, and everyone dissapointedly walked away, then....

Octan pulled his gun and shot paul. Then the zombies started....

to move over, it was time for the final battle, Gideon "G-Man" Graves was approaching and was ready to fight Henri, he made a sword out of pixels(lol) and started to fight, Henri remmembered the chick and suddenly:

Achievement unlocked: The Power of Love

A sword of Flames came out of his body, he was ready for the battle against the 7th evil ex-boyfriend, when suddenly, Octan came and.

Bowing to Emperor Empire, whom was their leader and dictator in reality...then they woke up again to find that they...

Dreaming, they all were at a Toys r us...

where LC98 bought a couple cool Pharoh's Quest sets and we all buy Nerf guns, have a battle of epic proportions and post it on the internet.

But then we get kicked out because JCC shoplifted some ammo...

However, we still have the epic battle because Perthy had a stash of Nerf ammo.

And he also had a stash of real guns. He pulls out a FN FAL and shoots everyone exept Henri . He says to Henri " give me that kuribo card or I'll kill you. Henri accidentally gives Perthy a winged kuribo and then ...

they found out they were all dreaming. And they were realy on a golf corse...