The Never Ending Story!

"TAKE DAT!" Octan screams! Empire screams from the crowd "Come on Octan, your embaresing me!". Octan responds "Ok, I'm coming Emo Empire" Then...

CommandoMando wrote:Mando also bought a T-Shirt, a Hat, and a Picture. (He's a big fan, check out his signature) They started to walk away when...

That's where I got it from!

LC98 Eggs Octan and he turns into Super Octan and he helps children in poverty by using his awesomness chicken, LC98, to grow giant hotdogs.

Meanwhile...

The group wakes up. They all fell asleep in perthys house.... Zombie redwater is chewing on what is left of Cralegoboy....

And Perthy still has his spas12!!!! Yus!!! Bang bang! Perthy shot redwaters head of an gave craglego boy a revive along with a hyper potion

a wild Gideon Gordon Graves has appeared...

Bang! Off goes his head! Perthy reloads his spas12. Click click.

"thank you perthy... you ruined my chances of dating the girl because you killed her last ex, instead of letting me... I killed the 6 others, for pete's sake..." said Henri, he was depressed

suddenly:

A wild Pika-burger appeared.

GO CHICKEN MCSWING!

What will Chicken McSwing do?

Chicken McSwing, use Nugget blast!

It is super effective

Pika-Burger as used Om nom nom attack

..but it failed

What will you do?

(Throw Pokéball)

GO!

I caught it!

Pika-Burger as been added to your pokédex and your party pokémon, what will you do?

DUN DUN

DUN DUN

Suddenly, out of nowhere...

Jack pops out with an M-16, and asked "What did I miss?" And perthy said...

Henri caught a Pika-Burger

"I didn't know there were food pokémon" said Jack...

LC98 Awesomenesses on an AK47 and it turns into and 3P1C-WN. He turned back into a person, picks it up and shots zombie JCC in the heads. He finds c4 on him and blows the heck out of the UFO. No moar zombehzz! Yaayuy! Then...

Out comes a giranchilli!!!! Wow that is a legendary foodémon!!! Said Perthy

Go magikarp and chips!!!

What will magikarpandchips do?

Use fish'n'chip beam!

It's not very effective...

Giranchilli uses chillifirebreath!

It's super effective!

Magikarpandchips has fainted...

What will you do?

Use masterball!

Giranchilli has been caught!



I wish I had remembered I had masterball before my magikarpandchips fainted said Perthy ...

A Salsa monster came from the lake and attacked a house. I was fast to respond by creating the worlds first Chip monster!!! The chip monster ate the salsa monster with a loud belch once it finished. The salsa was no more.
Then I started to make tacos for the army which was under attack.....!

Then they woke up, Octan walked up to the star bucks counter and said "I will have a venti mocha choco latte with a side of ha-lo-pe cream"....

Then the starbucks person handed Octan an invisible cup, then suddenly, Octan had a pain in his foot. It was like an invisible anvil. "HEY!" he screamed "WHAT GIVES?!?!?" And then out of the cup came...

Flare who said "Oops, sorry about that!" and ran off. Afterwards, Octan decided to...

Wow. Said Perthy.
2 randomers walked into Starbucks and Perthy looked at a wanted poster behind them. Wait a second... He whispered to Octan . What? He whispered back. They are the guys on that wanted poster whispered Perthy. One pulled out his mp3 and started listening to music, the other pulled out his mp4 and began watchin a video, then Perthy pulled out his mp5 and shot them both. Click click.

Then Octan grabbed perthy and shoved him into the back of his car and drove away screaming "The raging rock And shivering shocks
 Shall break the locks
 Of prison gates.
 And Phoebus' car
 Shall shine from far
 And make and mar
 The foolish Fates.'

And then....

Empire, with an entire fleet of Imperial Star Destroyers and he said, "You cannot rhyme on these grounds!" then as an ISD was about to attack Octan, he pulled a... (SW character)

Shakespeare! Screaming "I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove; I will roar you, as 'twere any nightingale!". Then he shot Empires tie-fighter out of the air. Then...

Octan wrote:Shakespeare! Screaming "I will roar you as gently as any sucking dove; I will roar you, as 'twere any nightingale!". Then he shot Empires tie-fighter out of the air. Then...

Lennon screamed out "I DON'T GET YOUR REFERENCES!!!" Then Empire gave Lennon a cookie and he drifted to sleep gently. Then Octan jumped out and waked him up screaming...

Over hill, over dale,
Thorough bush, thorough brier,
Over park, over pale,
Thorough flood, thorough fire,
I do wander everywhere!

Then...

Twenty-five trillion miles from Empire's location...Crusader, in his fully armed AEG-77 Vigo gunship , "Crimson Taco", was traveling to the planet Rori after getting a distress call from Base of Operations Spec Ops team there. But.....while entering Rori's atmosphere, Crusader is suddenly ambushed by an enemy Rebel Fleet. His shields didnt do him to good compared to the massive fleet. He was pulled into Rori by its gravitational pull... without a shield.....

... and he died. Back to the Empire, he was battling against the wicked Octan, and was losing... until...

Lennon jumped up and down shouting "ALL WE ARE SAYING! IS GIVE PIECE A CHANCE!" When Henri pointed out "It's peace not piece." Then Lennon...

Woke up screaming "Ill met by moonlight, proud Titania."! Octan then woke up screaming "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" Then....

On top of a mountain, the sun shined, when someone yelled

I AM BACK, BABY!

Epic Voice Henri: Hello, my disciples! It isd time for us to move forth and eliminate the italian mob's starfleet! Quickly, to the base!

Everyone looked at him silly-like.

Consuela(maid from family guy) got to the top of the mountain
Consuela: Mister Henri, there is no more lemon pledge on boar our flagship
Epic Voice Henri: Then go buy some!
Consuela: No, no, you buy.
Epic Voice Henri: what if I give you the money and you go buy it!
Consuela: No, no, you buy...
Epic Voice Henri: fine... Wait for me, my comrads! Jack, lead them to our fleet's base!

Jack: aye-aye, cap-y!

And Then, while in the store to buy Lemon Pledge, Henri...

Meets the new and improved Cannon. Turns out, Cannon is a pizza guy. He hits up the gang with some XL pizza when suddenly...

Jack screams out "MANDO!!! HI!!!" Then Cannon slaps him in the face screaming "I'M NOT MANDO ANYMORE!!!" Then Octan gave Jack a cookie, and Jack slowly walked to the corner, nomming on a cookie. When suddenly...

He realized that "nomming" wasn't a proper verb. The grammar police pulled up and dragged Jack to jail, without giving him a minute to think. Once he was inside his jail cell...

The police realized he was too dangerous, so they put him the rubber room with not 1, not 2, but 3 straightjackets.

To which Jack replied "You're a nice guy, Cannon." Then Jack got I knife, and broke open all the jackets, and jumped out of the window screaming "NOMMING! NOMMING!" And then the grammar cops...

lennonfan1010 wrote:To which Jack replied "You're a nice guy, Cannon." Then Jack got I knife, and broke open all the jackets, and jumped out of the window screaming "NOMMING! NOMMING!" And then the grammar cops...

Gave up and went to eat donuts. Cannon and Jack eventually met up and had coffee and donuts in the local coffee shop. But unfortunately...

A zombie was there and was sipping on a frap when...

Henri(the Grammar cop Commissioner) was there.

Henri: I heard two stupid things today, cadets, first, you imprissoned Jack, your grammar captain and second, YOU CAME TO EAT DONUTS? YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO ARREST TIM CURRY FOR PLAYING A TRANSYLVANIAN IN HIS MID-LIFE CRISIS!

to which Jack replied "I'd like to see you do a better Frank-N-Furter!" Henri accepted the dare, and he did. He beat Tim Curry at his own character So upset, Jack wandered home...

wait... YOU MIND-FIRETRUCKED ME! I DON'T WANNA BE A TRANSVESTITE!

SO I CAN SING EVEN BETTER THAN TIM, I STILL AM NO LADY!

Then perthy appears.

And Henri asks him if he would like to be in an episode of "Dude..." since his sigfig is already made.

Perthy says sure! Then...

He runs towards Jackie Chan and they start fighting.
Perth pushes Jackie who looks at him.
Jackie nods saying: Oh yeah?
He runs towards perth and KICKS HIM in the FACE!
Perth gets up when...

he gets taken over by the power of "i am totally awsomeness" and defeats jackie chan !

But then Carlos "Chuck" Norris arrives and roundhouse kicks Perthy to yesterday.

(Henri is sitting in the corner eating popcorn)

Perthy jumps to today and uses the power of awsomeness to... change henris popcorn from salty to sweet. Then...

Henri says: Thank you, I prefer sweet, that Consuela doesn't know how to make popcorn.

Consuela: Mister Henri, I tell you there no more sugar in the kitchen.

Henri: whatever, Perthpoke, kick him in the bal... oney sandwhich!

Chuck: HOW DARE YOU MAKE A THREAT TO MY BALONEY SANDWHICH?

Henri: whatever, Carlos.

....Crusader is not dead... He grabs a jet pack and pressure suite and Jumps out while watching his crippled battleship fall into a dense jungle below...

Then he walks into restuss and some crazy rebel dude named "Psycho-Apple" threw an apple grenade at me!!! I kicked it back and it blew up a wall!
"Oh Tacos!" I said to myself as other rebels came out from the distance. I pulled out a shot gun and fired at those rebels till the dropped. But Psycho-Apple had a shield and he tried to get me with a flamethrower!! Then, with all my strength I called in THE ACKLAY!!!
I huge great acklay, by my command, appeared.
The acklay yelled," HAHAHA YOUNG APPLE YOU ARE ABOUT TO COME COFFIE!!!"
Then Psycho-apple replyed," What the **** Acklay can't talk!! And where the hell did you come? You ****** Acklay?!"
Then the great acklay said," I am Da acklay!! I come from Master Crusader'! Wait....did you just cuss at me???? OH BY THUNDER!! BEER!!!!!!!!!! YOU'LL GET IT!!"
The acklay shot out a huge blast of lightning out of its mouth. Psycho apple was owned and Crusader went on to rendezvous with his squad.........

Then they woke up in a hotel room, Octan was screaming "WHY IN THE MEGABLOCKS WON'T EUROBRICKS TELL US WHAT THE 3 ?'S MEAN???!!?!?" And then JCC said under his breath "ISC posted it on Flickr.... It must be.... 3 maybe it is the month?." Then every person in the hotel began walking into the groups room saying things like "Lego Contest", "New Sets", "ISC needs metal help" and...

Perthy says- you mean mental help not metal help...

Octan yelled back at perthy "ITS A VOICE TYPO! NOW I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN! MAHAHAHAHHAAA"
Then...

Henri said "-.- You forgot to say the "u" in MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(Evil face)"